"You Mean You Spit on It?"
I sat down to catch the 11 o'clock showing of Project Runway and the quality of my life has improved drastically. I was thinking, "who could possibly be the style icon they have to design for? If it's Paris Hilton or Rachel Zoe I will seriously flip my shit. Or maybe it's Karl. I mean, I know that the only fashion person I would be reduced to tears for would be Karl."
And who walks in the door but my favorite woman in the world, SARAH JESSICA MOTHERFUCKIN' PARKER. I let out a squeal of delight which I hardly ever do, but come on now; SJP! Right there on the telly, making my dreams come true.
I know everyone hates her because she has a foot face or whatev, but anyone who can take a foot face and make it FIERCE is alright by me. Even back when I used to abhor Sex and the City I liked SJP. Hello, she stared in cinematic greatness of the 80s! Greatness!
And as if I didn't already love Christian enough, he had to throw around my favorite word ever. Yes, my little real life Marco Del Rossi, it WOULD be fierce if you won.